Business
POTENTIAL employers are to be barred from asking interviewees why their CVs are filled with rubbish from beginning to end.
BANKS are to replace charges with fees in a major shake-up of ripping people off.
TATA, the Indian car giant, yesterday unveiled what it claims is the world's shittest mode of transport.
JESUS has congratulated his friend Tony Blair after the former prime minister was appointed to a £500,000 a year post with a US investment bank.
MARKS & Spencer last night warned that civilisation was at an end after its profits slumped following poor Christmas sales of hand peeled free range sprouts at £9.99 a pair.
THE long-term unemployed will be taken from their homes and forced to pick cotton all day, under new proposals from the Conservatives.
THIS year will start shit and then get shitter until it gets so shit that eating a shit sandwich will seem like a blessed relief, a leading expert said last night.
MILLIONS of people got up in the middle of the night to buy vast amounts of shit they did not need yesterday, after stores told them it was now a bit cheaper.
NINE out of ten men buying women’s underwear this festive season are planning to wear it themselves on Christmas Day, new research shows.
KING Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was praised by the international community last night after pledging to release more than 20% of his country's female hit and run victims.