Business
HOME furnishing giant Ikea is to cut jobs amid increased consumer recognition of the shitness of its products.
MEDIA tycoon Rupert Murdoch has tabled an opening bid of £2.5 million for the next royal baby.
WILLY WONKA has been fined £75,000 after rats were discovered inside his magical chocolate factory.
THE internet is to start closing for a half day on Wednesday afternoons to give it time to sit down and have a nice cup of tea, it announced yesterday.
DOBBIES the garden centre was in mortal danger last night after the launch of a hostile takeover by Emperor Tom Hunter of the Planet Mongo.
BAE Systems' ethical reputation i under fresh scrutiny after a Daily Mash investigation revealed the company is deeply involved in the international arms trade.