Business

The Daily Telegraph makes no apology for the way it has treated irritants claiming we are beholden to our advertisers, just as the Canesten range treats irritation quickly and effectively.

TRADESMEN have said they are happy to give receipts for cash jobs provided they can use ridiculous fake names.

CHOCOLATE spread Nutella is designed to be absorbed through the pores, it has emerged.

BIG brands are all either irritating or demonic, it has emerged.

HMRC failed to act on a whistleblower’s tax evasion email because they thought it was a marketing  campaign.

From the highest in the land to alcoholic derelicts sleeping in shop doorways, everyone evades tax, but what are the most popular ways to do it?

BRITAIN'S biggest accountancy firm has been accused of organising its clients’ finances and helping them reduce their tax bills.

CLASSY supermarket Waitrose has completely lost it after everyone took the piss with its free hot drinks.

RAIL bosses have given up trying to control their trains and have set them free to roam wild.

HAVING an innovative multimedia CV makes you stand out from the pack as a particularly tedious person, according to employers.