Business
APPLE has retaliated against Tesco's tablet computer by opening a minimalist supermarket selling forward-thinking foods.
FACEBOOK is to replace users' boring posts with exciting fictional versions.
MARKS & Spencer is unsure whether it is a supermarket or a quasi-spiritual organisation offering the promise of a better life.
THE key to a happy workforce is giving them more money, it has emerged.
SAUSAGE factories have defended their reputation, saying they are worthwhile businesses without which there would be no sausages.
LITTLE Chef has removed Heston Blumenthal dishes from its menu after realising that people did not want to eat minced clocks.