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Starbucks to do sponsored head-shave for HMRC

STARBUCKS staff are to shave their heads in aid of the British government.

Tax 'negotiable'

YOUR tax bill can be negotiated over a cup of tea and a chocolate Hobnob, officials have confirmed.

John Lewis Boxing Day ad to show snow-wife taking scarf and hat back

THE traditional John Lewis Boxing Day advert will tell the story of the 'snow-wife' returning her new hat, scarf and gloves because she absolutely hates them.

Piggy credit card teaches children not to save

A NEW children's credit card has been launched to promote instant gratification.

Goldman Sachs selection process involves a kitten and a chainsaw

PARTNERSHIP candidates at Goldman Sachs are asked to get creative with a kitten and a range of power tools, it has emerged.

'Crowd-funding' site connects dickheads with idiots

A NEW 'crowd-funding' website, wankerschemes.com, allows dickheads with stupid ideas to get money from idiots.