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PRINCE William is to quit the armed forces and become a full-time public relations consultant.

MILEY Cyrus's tongue will soon be three times longer than her body, experts have warned.

PRINCE Andrew probably walked out of Buckingham Palace with more than £2m in jewels - after being caught by the police.

RUSSELL Brand has enjoyed the comfort of a Mercedes Benz, just like Adolf Hitler.

GOD has apologised to mankind in a dramatic interview with the late Sir David Frost.