Environment

A BUNCH of ‘flooding experts’ have come up with a lot of fancy solutions three weeks too late.

METEOROLOGISTS have confirmed that Ragnarok, the Viking apocalypse, will take place later today.

SINKHOLES appearing across Britain are an act of revenge by the badgers.

BRITAIN'S chaos crisis is no longer paralleled.

DAVID Cameron will today visit one of the big, grey clouds over Britain in a bid to ‘get a handle’ on rain.

THE Environment Agency is to step up its attack on Somerset with more than two million carnivorous fish.

DEVON is promoting itself as the top holiday destination for lovers of beaver.

NEWS editors have confirmed that they are mostly going to be doing pictures of waves for the time being.

THE search for shale gas in the UK is beginning to feel as if it might be psychotic, it has emerged.

CATS love any quirky and winsome humour associated with people, it has emerged.