Food

A TWIX advert has been banned for breaching obscenity law by showing a man consuming both fingers simultaneously and loving it.

A GROUP of friends paying for unlimited amounts of food are thrilled about only being able to eat as much as they would normally. 

PLANNING to eat food in the near future? Avoid these foodstuffs that seem to take sadistic pleasure in ruining your clothes. 

A PISSED man has blown the culinary world apart by adding a fifth cheese to pizza.

GREAT cooking is about spontaneity, and what could be more of the moment than a meal prepared using only the whoopsiest of yellow-stickered goods? Chef Joanna Kramer will be your guide.

‘NO, no, I’ll pay,’ you say, not meaning a word of it, but afraid to push it too far. These techniques will make it seem you desperately wanted to cover it but were cruelly thwarted.

EASTER is here, and with it the opportunity to purchase a large chocolate egg, hide from everyone you know and eat the whole thing. But which egg?

THE Vatican has promised that its new range of vegan communion wafers still taste exactly like the flesh and blood of Jesus.