Food
A NEW study has found there are no substantial differences between ice cream and gelato other than the latter is consumed by knobheads.
A WOMAN who decided to vary her Friday night routine by trying a new takeaway fears she will never learn to trust again.
A DELIVEROO cyclist has had his wages docked as punishment for stopping at a red light, it has emerged.
JESUS has confirmed that his last temptation was to escape sacrifice, live as an ordinary man and raise a family, but the temptation previous to that was banoffee pie.
PIZZA chain Papa John’s is closing a tenth of its outlets in the UK, and the twee American name must surely have something to do with it. Here are some more with too much colonial nonsense.
A VEGETARIAN who keeps it real still eats kebabs and burgers after a few pints, he has confirmed.
YOU know those massive methane farts cows stand around pumping out all day, destroying the ozone layer? They'll soon stop once they're dead and under the grill. You won't see that in our woke vegan media.