Food

THE prime minister has scrapped the meat tax that definitely existed, but how much are you set to save? Find out with this calculator.

A CUSTOMER who dined at one of Rick Stein’s restaurants described just how strict his controversial policy of paying for condiments really is.

A DINER from Leeds has told his waitress he does not wish to scavenge around the table and would like all his tapas served together on a large warm plate.

AUTUMN, the season of kicking up leaves, having bonfires and drinking disgusting, sickly, overly-spiced drinks. Here are the worst.

A MAN who burned his tongue on a cup of tea feels like he has been betrayed by a loyal and trusted friend.

A HOT, sweating man at a glory hole was genuinely thrilled to see an ice-cold Fruit Pastilles lolly poked through.

A MAN is unable to make a sandwich after discovering that the handcrafted sourdough loaf he bought is too weird a shape to cut into decent slices.

YOUR polite hand gestures and meek eye contact are never going to get your food ordered. Time to take drastic action, like this.

DESSERT menus that do not include any chocolate-based offerings have been sternly told where to go by the British public.

WHETHER it is high tea at Claridges or low tea in some ghastly greasy spoon, tea is the measure of how you rank in Britain. What does the length you leave your bag in say about how refined, or otherwise, you are?