Food

THE makers of snack foods have provided us with a cornucopia of innovative but frequently baffling packaging over the years. Here are some you’re still confused about.

YOUR parents raised you not to be a picky eater, while adamantly refusing to even consider these everyday cuisines.

THE ambiguous labelling on Boots meal deal shelving has caused yet another customer to overpay for his lunch, it has emerged.

KING Charles III has confirmed he is exactly the man the country already suspected him of being with the unveiling of his Coronation quiche.

THE small shelf for stock which has been damaged or is going out of date is the only section where prices are as they should be, shoppers have confirmed.

A RESTAURANT has deliberately given vegan dishes stupid play-on-words names to make its herbivorous clientele feel like idiots, it has emerged.

ARE you a class betrayer desperate to slither your way into the ranks of the middle classes? Here’s how to do it with your favourite condiments.

A WELSHMAN is tucking into a traditional St David’s Day feast of daffodils, it has emerged.

WHO needs tomatoes and peppers when we’ve got delicious British vegetables like swede and cabbage? Here is Roy Hobbs’ guide to avoiding traitorous EU produce.

YOU need a bit of salad to make your meals less carb-intensive, but can you find a cucumber f**king anywhere? Try your luck with our interactive game.