Food

HUNGRY? Make sure you've got a medicine cupboard full of Gaviscon before diving into one of these reflux-inducing treats.

NOT a single person in a restaurant who is sharing plates wants to be doing so, it has been confirmed.

SCIENTISTS have found compelling evidence that anyone making pizza at home is deranged and needs urgent psychiatric help.

A MAN asked by his girlfriend if he was hungry has failed to give the right answer, leaving her unable to get a snack without looking like a greedy bitch.

RED Bull have unveiled their strongest energy drink which contains enough caffeine to instantly bring on a panic attack.

POSH food festivalgoers are cutting loose this weekend with overpriced olive oil and artisan local cheeses rather than pills or alcohol.

A MAN with a ridiculously high opinion of himself puts his Asda microwaveable chicken lasagne in the oven, claiming it “tastes nicer”. 

A FAMILY use their freezer as a convenient place to store food they should just chuck in the bin, it has emerged

THE prime minister has scrapped the meat tax that definitely existed, but how much are you set to save? Find out with this calculator.

A CUSTOMER who dined at one of Rick Stein’s restaurants described just how strict his controversial policy of paying for condiments really is.