Health

TRADITIONAL lightbulbs are a healthy and nutritious superfood rich in riboflavin and better for you than broccoli, the traditional light bulb industry revealed last night. 

SMOKERS are nearly five times more likely to be eaten by dragons than non-smokers, a new study suggests. 

BRITAIN exploded at both ends last night as the latest gastric superbug lit up the nation's bathrooms.

WANDERING around your house in total darkness is the single biggest cause of serious headaches, a new study has revealed.

AS millions of Britons begin their New Year detox, a record number of health conscious consumers are signing up for a month-long regime of drinking their own urine.

THE dramatic increase in the number of people being hospitalised for excessive drinking is set to be ignored for the 4000th year in a row.

MOTHERS who work are happier than those who stay at home because they can have liquid lunches and don't have to spend time with their kids, according to a new report.

THE RESEARCHER developing an intelligent bra says there is ‘no way’ it is finished and that he may have to carry on studying women’s breasts for decades. 

AS cold and flu season takes hold across the nation millions of sufferers have been told to use a hanky or just fuck right off.

MILLIONS of arses manufactured by the industrial giant Mitsubishi are being recalled after a series of catastrophic bottom failures, it emerged last night.