Health

A MAN has started going to bed earlier so he has more time to run through the ever-expanding list of things he needs to worry about.

CONSIDERING half-heartedly trying to lose weight? Allow a man to give you tips to ensure you never really commit.

THE crucial element of the southern European diet that keeps natives so attractively thin is not olive oil or leafy vegetables but endless cigarettes.

WANT to motivate yourself to achieve some minor fitness goal? Download these tracks and imagine you’re at Olympian levels of fitness and not another decrepit jogger gasping for air.

WITH the UK experiencing its first polio outbreak in 40 years, people are eager to see anti-vaxxers put their money where their mouth is.

A MAN is facing up to the horrific realisation that he is now the same age his parents were when they seemed alarmingly old.

DRIVING like a lunatic is the best way for men and women - but especially men - to work off feelings of rage and frustration, research has proved.

SHE gets all the attention, fits Zara dresses and absolutely benefits from accepted beauty standards, but your thin mate still acts the victim. Here’s the bollocks she says.

YOU’RE probably confused by what monkeypox is and what you should be doing to prevent it. Don’t worry - Dr Emma Bradford is here to answer all your questions.

A 48-YEAR-OLD is baffled as to why body-punishing treats like staying up late, drinking whiskey and eating fry-ups are no longer fun but just hurt.