International

ITALY has bowed to the superior knowledge of Britons and admitted its signature meat sauce should be pronounced ‘bo-log-nays’.

DISHONEST EU leaders have been attacked for telling Britain that it is going to get exactly what it wanted.

HILLARY Clinton remained on course for the White House despite an unconvincing debate victory over a crazed baboon.

BRITAIN has said it will catch up with the latest Trump news after some strong stimulants.

NIGEL Farage is to rescue Donald Trump’s campaign by training the Republican candidate in the art of seduction.

WOMEN voters in the US have admitted that Donald Trump has really let them down.

AMERICA’S presidential candidates have clashed on live television - but who won the debate?

ADORABLE scallywag Prince George has been melting hearts in Canada by threatening to execute everyone.

DONALD Trump has apologised for his son’s ‘reckless and confusing’ use of non-literal communication in his presidential campaign.

THERESA May has persuaded US business leaders not to ignore the UK by begging pathetically.