International

THE last politician who supported Britain leaving the EU has left Britain, it was confirmed today.

THE European Union has praised Britain for the calm, efficient way it has dealt with the aftermath of the referendum.

SCOTLAND has thanked the rest of the UK for the good times on its way out.

ICELANDIC singer Bjork is flying to France to kick Cristiano Ronaldo’s arse, police have confirmed.

PEOPLE of different races, creeds and sexual orientations all think Donald Trump is a f**ker, it has emerged.

THE next president of America will be either partially or completely insane, it has been confirmed.

BUILDING the longest tunnel in the world proves that Switzerland is a sexy and desirable nation, says the country’s president.

A CONSPIRACY theorist, UFO nut and street-ranter has surprised everyone by being a fervent supporter of the In campaign.

EXPATRIATES who cannot participate in the EU referendum have vowed to give their children detailed instructions on how to vote.

AUSTRIAN voters have rejected fascism by a landslide margin of over half a percent.