Lifestyle

Five things you're totally free to talk about but probably shouldn't

NOT sure what you’re allowed to talk about in this supposed age of 'cancel culture'? These topics won’t get you no-platformed, but it’s still best to avoid them.

A full English and other ways to make your day a write-off

LOOKING to start your day in the worst possible way and get absolutely nothing done? Here’s how to go about it.

How to make sure your local park is middle class enough

DID you ignore your local park for decades until you were forced into using it by Covid? Here’s how to maintain standards now the sunshine has brought the riff-raff out.

Woman going to pub chooses perfect outfit to hide under big coat

A WOMAN visiting the pub has spent hours choosing just the right outfit for the evening, and has then covered it with a puffa coat.

A tiny biker jacket, and four other things to stop buying your baby you idiot

BABIES are adorable and rewarding, and if you dress them up like miniature bikers what’s wrong with you?

Six signs that you're no longer completely skint

MOVING up in the world? Splashing out on little luxuries, such as washing your hands in hot water? Here's some other signs that you're no longer flat broke.

Nunchucks, and other things your kids aren't getting in a million years

RAISING children can be a fun, rewarding experience, except when they're pestering you to buy them wildly unsuitable stuff. Here are five requests that get a hard 'no'.

Father-in-law has brought his drill

YOUR father-in-law has arrived at your house and for some reason has brought his drill.

Dads deciding what custom-made hearse they'll have for their funerals

FATHERS across the country have seen the custom-made Land Rover hearse for Prince Philip’s funeral and begun planning their own. 

Are you a toddler? Take our quiz

ALWAYS whinging? Unable to understand basic concepts like ‘bedtime’ and ‘rain’? You might be a toddler. Take our quiz to find out.