Lifestyle

DO you have the urge to give your very ordinary home a wanky name? Here are some tried-and-tested examples for inspiration.

A MAN whose wife has told him he must spend the Easter break painting the skirting boards feels he now fully understands Christ’s ordeal on the cross.

A WEEKEND bookended by bank holidays is a rare opportunity to unwind from the stresses of life. Here’s how you’re going to completely waste it.

IF you were keen to be an aspirational show-off in the 2000s, certain status symbols were vital. Was your house full of this sort of tat?

ALL Londoners leaving the capital for a better life are moving en masse to Cornwall and the Cotswolds, they have confirmed. 

EVERYONE is relieved that regular life is gradually resuming, but there’s a considerable downside. After a year, have you forgotten what normality is like?

A WOMAN who is never conscious before 9am counts herself as a morning person, she has revealed.

ARE you the type of sap who believes your cat brings in dead birds as a 'gift'? Find out what other signs of love actually mean it thinks you're a wanker.

YOUR mum has asked if you are 'high on pot' and expects a serious answer, it has emerged.

A BACHELOR replacing his duvet cover with a clean one is facing his annual battle to remember how the f**k it is done.