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A MAN in his mid-30s has yet to impress his father with the car he drives, he has admitted.

IT’S sunny, so ignore coronavirus completely and get yourself down to the nearest crowded seaside town. Here’s how to be as irresponsible as possible.

HAVE you got weird, disgusting habits and share a flat? Simply add one point for each of these activities and find out if other people are slagging you off to their mates. 

CHILDREN have been ordered to wait in the car with fizzy drinks and crisps so that barbecues do not exceed the six person limit.

DO you make friends and family feel guilty by always sending birthday and thank you cards? Try being even more irritating.

AS OF this morning, residents of England can go for that barbecue in Uncle Brian’s garden they’ve been thirsting for. What other horrific activities can we no longer avoid?

DO you usually base 90 per cent of your conversations around your ludicrously expensive holiday plans? Here’s what to show off about in 2020 instead.

A COUPLE are looking forward to lockdown easing enough to have friends over for a drink in their garden and a wee behind the shed.

MEN are continuing to enjoy not having to make small talk with their barbers on a monthly basis.

A MAN’S neighbour has been washing his Ford Galaxy a frankly distressing amount of times, it has emerged.