Lifestyle

A WOMAN’S bra is excited to finally be getting a f**king good wash. 

TWO best mates living in London have cemented their friendship by meeting up after not seeing each other for two years.

A MOTHER who accidentally walked in on her son reading fantasy gaming magazine White Dwarf wishes he had been masturbating instead.

ALL people can be divided into which of two domestic pets they prefer, unless you are someone who is in any way open to subtlety. Which are you?

A PENSIONER on a mobility scooter has confirmed that riding it around town is just as cool and kick-ass as it appears.

WOMEN have confirmed that they find browsing online property website Rightmove to be more sexually stimulating than any pornography.

YOUR car boot is the cupboard that isn’t in the house and you don’t have to think about, so it’s where the real freaky sh*t piles up. Here’s what yours says about you.

A SICK freak has provoked widespread disgust after parking his car in his garage.

A MAN has added a whole new element of twattishness to his personality by taking up indoor rock climbing.

A MAN who thinks vinyl records are now too mainstream has decided to become obsessive about compact discs instead.