Lifestyle

AS Britain attempts to get back to normal, thankfully there are still things COVID-19 can get you out of. Here’s how to wring the last benefits out of the crisis.

ARE your kids baffled by your use of retro argot from the 1980s? Want to connect with your peer group while keeping the young in the dark?

HAIRDRESSERS are open again, so here’s six styles that say ‘I was so focused on getting there first I didn't think about what I wanted then buckled under pressure’:

WITH two households now able to meet, it’s the perfect opportunity to start showing off at dinner parties again. Here’s how to make them particularly irksome.

A MAN gets a tiresome thrill from never expressing a single reasonable opinion about anything, people have noticed.

MIDDLE-AGED dads can earn easy kudos from their teenage kids by claiming they were at the heart of the 90s dance scene. Here’s how.

FANCY a weekend jaunt where you won’t have to sit near a human turd or a mountain of empty two-litre cider bottles? Try these spots.

A FATHER-OF-TWO is becoming increasingly interested in rap music despite opposition from all members of his household.

NORTHERNERS are enjoying the scenes at Bournemouth beach that prove once and for all that Southerners are just scum with fancy accents. 

A SELF-SATISFIED jogger has just smashed their personal best at being an all-round insufferable bastard, it has emerged.