Lifestyle

A COUPLE who spent a ruinously large amount of money hiring a campervan to drive around Cornwall don’t want to admit they are cold, tired and hungry.

JUST because you can’t get to Crete this year doesn’t mean that you can’t have a cut-above holiday. Here's how to survive a week in a caravan designed for the working classes:

A MAN has somehow managed to construct a small piece of flatpack furniture using the instructions that came with it.

STUMPED for something worthwhile to say but still want to contribute to a conversation? Here are some totally useless and highly annoying phrases to consider.

A MAN wearing a vest is trying not to feel self-conscious about his upper-arm nudity.

A GAP-YEAR twat has set out on a year-long journey of self-discovery all the way from Plymouth to Bournemouth, he has confirmed.

IF you've been on a break outside the UK, you may now have to take a second, enforced holiday inside your own house. Here's how to make sure it's just as good as two weeks in Benidorm.

A WOMAN with clashing tan lines after wearing different tops all week is evening up her skin with strategically-placed gaffer tape.

A CYCLIST believes he is the envy of drivers who cannot stop looking at him after seeing the long snake of traffic that has formed behind his bicycle.

STAYCATIONERS are sending pathetic little postcards to family from places like Weston-super-Mare with pitiable pictures of Britain on the front