Lifestyle

ARE you a wealthy middle-class person sick of getting grief from people with so-called 'real' problems? Prove that your life has as much hardship as anyone's:

A MAN who has quit smoking weed realises that he can no longer listen to any of the bands he previously enjoyed, from Genesis to Snoop Dogg.

A NEW mum who is out on the piss for the first time since giving birth keeps being distracted by questions about her sodding baby.

THE discovery of Ophiuchus, the 13th star sign, has altered a woman’s entire personality overnight.

IT’S been months since anyone came round, and you were already letting things slide before. Here’s five horrendous lockdown habits you’ve picked up.

A CAT has confirmed that it knows you’re taking photos of its innate charm for validation on social media.

YOU painted your walls dark grey because a Sunday supplement told you to. But is this just a manifestation of emotional crisis or do you like them?

WORRIED this unique year of deprivation and confinement may fade from your memory? These six tattoos will ensure the coronavirus experience stays with you.

GOING on a theoretically relaxing week away but you’re actually so scared of touching any surfaces it’s going to be a nightmare? Here’s how to fake it.

A FAMILY of posh twats has roped off two square miles of a public park to have a fancy picnic.