Lifestyle

THE UK’s female pubic regions are looking forward to going the full Chewbacca for the coming winter months, their owners have confirmed.

A PAIR of selfish pricks have brought their children to central London, ruining it for everyone.

A TOURIST in search of Leicester Square assumed he was in some other grotty part of the capital when in fact he was in the middle of it.

A DRESS labelled ‘dry clean only’ has been given its fourth Febreze before being worn for another night out.

A MOTHER who has spent years putting things on the stairs for her family to take up with them cannot stop even though it has never once happened in 15 years.

A YOUNG man currently living a happy life is blissfully unaware that his next life will be as a member of the subspecies Capra aegagrus hircus.

A COUPLE who are absolutely shattered after having their first child nonetheless found time and energy to post a 188-photo birth album online.

EXAGGERATING your problems to get attention has finally been given a trendy name, ‘sadfishing’. Here’s how to get the most out of this worthwhile activity.

A HASTILY chosen ‘happy birthday’ GIF has taken care of two women’s friendship for another year. 

RESIDENTS of houses with storage heaters have begun yet another doomed attempt to find out how, or if, they work.