Lifestyle

A COUPLE with young children are comforting themselves that one day their kids will not even want to be in the same room as them.

HAVING a garden party? Keen on maximising aggravation to your neighbours? Here’s how.

HAVE you run out of time to get slim for summer? Here are some weight-loss tips that are even more unhinged than the usual nonsense.

A COUPLE looking through a book of baby names have complained that it includes unacceptable choices like Titty, Krane, Marlboro and McGeorge.

PARENTS of a newborn have found they are still able to pursue their passions at 3am seated on the toilet.

A TOTAL ars*hole couple demand that everyone remove their shoes before entering their home.

A DUCK that is only eating sourdough bread has turned into a right bellend, it has been confirmed.

A COUPLE who tried to make a 'fast, easy mid-week supper recipe' from the Guardian recipe are still cooking it almost eight days later.

A WOMAN woman is still using two separate products to clean and condition her hair like some kind of arsehole, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who walked into a building full of young people working on Macbooks on wooden tables is unsure whether she should buy a coffee or ask for start-up funding.