Lifestyle

A WOMAN is desperately searching the house to find her husband’s acoustic guitar and destroy it before he remembers it exists.

THE owners of dogs are now more excited than their pets about the prospect of walkies.

SINCE coronavirus has put an end to the joy of touching your face 23 times an hour, here are six other things to do with your hands.

BRITONS who have fled to their second homes have confessed they had no idea that the locals they saw there were actual existing people.

A WOMAN who believes in living life to the fullest will this week infect her 71-year-old grandmother with the coronavirus.

VIDEO conferencing means it’s easy to feel close to the ones you’re missing. But what about the ones you’re not missing, who are constantly inviting you to hang out online? Here are five fail-safe excuses to dodge them.

ARE you drowning in a sea of panic-bought bog paper and food? Here are some ways to use up your stock of irresponsible purchases.

A WOMAN made it just three days into lockdown before deciding to cut her own hair for entertainment.

CORONAVIRUS is a great opportunity to stop your kids being force-fed leftie propaganda at school. Here fanatical Brexiter Roy Hobbs explains how to homeschool.

YOU can’t leave the house, and it turns out most things are done outside the house. But what can you tick off from your bucket list while alone in the front room?