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A FRIEND has actually written a personal message on the gift bag containing her pal’s birthday present, confirming herself to be a a total arsehole.

AN artisan bakery is making middle class people behave as if it were dispensing a heroin-like substance.

A MAN has still not achieved his life’s goal of owning a ride-on lawnmower and a garden big enough to use it, he has confessed.

A MOTHER-of-two has spent every single penny she had in a single afternoon at the school’s summer fete.

MANY people have admitted they don’t wash their legs in the shower, sparking a furious Twitter ‘debate’. Here are some handy comments to help you join in.

A WOMAN who cannot afford to buy a house and fill it with children has decided to become the 'mum' of her houseplants instead.

A WOMAN has actually told her friends that climate change is fine because she has already got a tan in May.

AN extremely middle-class family are struggling to outdo themselves with ostentatious displays of middle-classness.

A LONDON couple spend all their weekends claiming to live in a nearby but better part of London, their friends have confirmed.

DO you sometimes let slip a vile fart in the office or other embarrassing situation? Here’s how to get away with it.