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A FAMILY’S Easter has been ruined after mistakenly buying the eggs of a fast-growing alien predator.

A MAN whose life is shit regularly cheers himself up with the pathetic tactic of remembering that he does not work for Deliveroo.

MY first Easter wasn’t a barrel of laughs, but nowadays there are lots of things you can do without nailing anyone to a cross. Here’s my guide to a torture-free Easter.

WITH so many designs of sunglasses there's a multitude of ways to look like a prick. Here’s a handy guide to the vibe you’re giving off.

A 17-YEAR-OLD is absolutely convinced of his inherent natural superiority to the town he grew up in and all its residents.

A WOMAN who filled her car up with petrol decided to do a variety of chores and enjoy a little rest before driving off, it has emerged.

WHETHER you're going on a diet, taking up a new sport or just trying to wake up earlier, here's your foolproof guide to not sticking to any of it.

MANY of us like to think we can play the guitar, but is it just a drunken boast you’ll come to regret if someone hands one to you? Take our quiz and find out.

PEOPLE in London are prepared to be friends with absolute wankers if they live down the road and it doesn’t take 45 minutes on public transport to visit them, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who bought lots of new notebooks and colourful pens is convinced her life will now stop being full of uncertainty and dread.