Lifestyle

WOMEN have pointed out that they never claimed to like beards and do not understand why every man now has one.

THE only people who store mugs in cupboards top-down are total freaks, it has been confirmed.

A MAN would rather be a shivering mess on the verge of pneumonia than use an umbrella and look soft.

A PROGRESSIVE bachelor party went to a strip club to get a better understanding of toxic masculinity, they have revealed.

A MOTHER-OF-THREE has realised that a stuffed toy fox sent home by school has been visiting her house since 2006.

DO you insist on believing your pet has complex thoughts and feelings, like a person? Try these ways of deluding yourself.

A MAN reading about a celebrity on Wikipedia has skipped over 'Early life' and 'Career' and gone directly to ‘Controversies’.

A MIDDLE  class family has decided to treat itself by going on a day trip to an estate agent’s window.

A WOMAN has confirmed that her natural state of being is eating avocado toast and drinking wine before noon.

A HAIRDRESSER’S hair is inspiring fear rather than confidence in her hair styling abilities.