Lifestyle

A MOTHER who has spent years putting things on the stairs for her family to take up with them cannot stop even though it has never once happened in 15 years.

A YOUNG man currently living a happy life is blissfully unaware that his next life will be as a member of the subspecies Capra aegagrus hircus.

A COUPLE who are absolutely shattered after having their first child nonetheless found time and energy to post a 188-photo birth album online.

EXAGGERATING your problems to get attention has finally been given a trendy name, ‘sadfishing’. Here’s how to get the most out of this worthwhile activity.

A HASTILY chosen ‘happy birthday’ GIF has taken care of two women’s friendship for another year. 

RESIDENTS of houses with storage heaters have begun yet another doomed attempt to find out how, or if, they work.

A KINGFISHER going about his day is feeling uncomfortable about being watched by a strange man with binoculars.

A COUPLE who thought a cycling holiday would be a wonderful adventure changed their minds after two miles of cycling.

A TOTAL numpty who has won £170m on the lottery has claimed he will not let it change him, even though that is manifestly the whole point.

BRITAIN’S bald men are absolutely delighted that hat season has come around again.