Lifestyle

THE only people who store mugs in cupboards top-down are total freaks, it has been confirmed.

A MAN would rather be a shivering mess on the verge of pneumonia than use an umbrella and look soft.

A PROGRESSIVE bachelor party went to a strip club to get a better understanding of toxic masculinity, they have revealed.

A MOTHER-OF-THREE has realised that a stuffed toy fox sent home by school has been visiting her house since 2006.

DO you insist on believing your pet has complex thoughts and feelings, like a person? Try these ways of deluding yourself.

A MAN reading about a celebrity on Wikipedia has skipped over 'Early life' and 'Career' and gone directly to ‘Controversies’.

A MIDDLE  class family has decided to treat itself by going on a day trip to an estate agent’s window.

A WOMAN has confirmed that her natural state of being is eating avocado toast and drinking wine before noon.

A HAIRDRESSER’S hair is inspiring fear rather than confidence in her hair styling abilities. 

DUNGAREES have never been good and they never, ever will be, it has been confirmed.