A SAFETY helmet will not protect a man from the shame of taking up a child's hobby at the age of 42, it has emerged.
PEOPLE who say they or anyone else has “got their smarts” should fuck off, everyone has decided.
A COUPLE with a completely unremarkable semi-detached two-bedroom house still insist on giving guests ‘the grand tour’.
PEOPLE who use a ludicrous number of exclamation marks have refused to write in a less annoying style.
A COUPLE have moved to a small village so that they can enjoy fresh air, long walks, and catching a train to work at an insanely early hour.
A FAMILY that exists in a state of filthy chaos has agreed that it would be great to get a third dog.
THE only way to stop a disgusting stranger sitting next to you on the train is to be that disgusting stranger. Here’s our guide to ensuring peace and quiet on your journey.
AN older man enjoying a vigorous sex life found it difficult to buy condoms due to using dated euphemisms.
AN already arrogant cat has become totally unbearable after going on a vegan diet.