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A PACK of cards is the only thing holding a family holiday together, it has been confirmed.

A PICNIC is the perfect meal: finger food with booze and hardly any washing up. But thankfully middle class people have found ways to complicate it. Here's how to ruin your next one.

A WOMAN on a night out is one item of leopard print away from being confused with a jungle cat using its hind legs to walk.  

A MAN who claimed his family holiday in Cornwall was great is obviously lying, it has been confirmed.

A MAN who was ‘cockblocked’ whilst chatting up a woman in a nightclub has revealed it was just what he did not need at that moment.

THE daily cost of living like an affected tw*t in the capital has rocketed in the last year, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who is a strong believer in astrology cannot understand why her strange supernatural belief system has not led to a lasting relationship.

ARE you aspirational parents who think the summer holidays should be a gruelling educational experience? Here’s how to make your kids cleverer than their friends.

ARE you genuinely edgy, deep and enigmatic or is it a thinly veiled attempt to get attention? Take our test and find out.

A COUPLE are totally independent thanks to food they grow themselves and money they inherited from their families.