Lifestyle
DO you struggle to sleep at night and booze just perks you up so you can fret about not being asleep? Here are some alternative ideas to help you nod off.
A MAN’S homegrown weed has turned out to be absolutely unsmokeable crap yet again, his friends have confirmed.
GUESTS at a dinner party are pretending they cannot smell the litter tray stench in the house.
ARE you still trying? Really? Even after everything that’s happened? Well, good for you I guess, but in case you were just searching for a decent excuse here are six reasons why you should just give up now.
A MAN is desperately trying to convince everyone the bread he made from scratch is far nicer than a farmhouse loaf from a shop.
ARE you a bitter disappointment to your parents despite being showered with love and money throughout your childhood? Read our guide and find out.
'GOING somewhere?' has been voted the last thing a hostage wants to hear after they have finally managed to chew through the rope that has held them captive for eight weeks.
BRITAIN’S pubs have criticised the public for drinking cheap supermarket booze when they could be supporting their hellish local hostelry.
A WOMAN who has just been paid is acting like an eccentric heiress from the 1920s, it has emerged.
A WOMAN who spent over £300 on a new vacuum cleaner does not mind admitting that using it is more satisfying than any sex she has ever had in her life.