Lifestyle

A MAN thinks he looks really wise by referencing the song Won’t Get Fooled Again in any situation involving disappointment.

WOMEN only visit skincare counters because they secretly love being told how shit their skin is, they have confirmed.

IT’S summer so it’s time to get obsessed with bullshit body trends like having a ‘Toblerone tunnel’. If you’re unsure what that is, read our helpful guide to unhealthy body shapes.

A 47-YEAR-OLD woman has confessed that being offered cocaine at a gig has made her feel like a teenager again.

A COUPLE who are supposedly proper adults do not seem troubled by being given loads of money by their parents, friends have noticed.

A MAN is having a major rethink of his neck beard after realising he has no idea why he grew it.

‘YOU scrub up nicely’ actually means ‘normally you look pretty shit’, recipients of the compliment feel.

A WOMAN who lives for the weekend has had yet another dreadful weekend, she has admitted.

A WOMAN who visits with no prior warning is a pain in the arse, her friends have confirmed.

A WEALTHY arsehole likes to make visitors guess the cost of his extremely over-priced belongings.