A MAN is desperately trying to convince his wife that he needs to spend £500 on a 'compact' flamethrower.
A WOMAN who claims she ‘loves hoovering’ is trying to erase something deeply sinister from her past, her husband suspects.
A JOB interviewer was forced to pretend a candidate with a tattoo on his neck was just like any other candidate.
A WIFE was thrilled to discover her husband ended up in a club after a few post-work drinks escalated to drug taking and dance music, it has emerged.
A MAN who has no problem going through airport security would thrive under the Nazis, his friends have claimed.
A WOMAN is enjoying a long weekend in Barcelona while her husband does his morning shit.
THERE was unconfined joy as an ex-banker relocated from London to the countryside only to see his venture fail within six months.
INSTAGRAM'S 'Rich Kids of Cornwall' have been showing off their nuts, fish and berries on the social network.
A 28-YEAR-OLD has once again pretended he has genuine plans for the weekend.
BRITAIN is celebrating the day Christ was revealed as God incarnate by consuming a bottle of Bailey’s, some manky chocolates and a recording of Judi Dench: A Passion for Trees.