Lifestyle
ARE you secretly shitting yourself about not having a pension but want to pretend it’s fine? Here are some great ways to delude yourself.
THE new health trend of drinking alkaline enhanced water has proven as effective as alcohol at making people talk a lot of shit.
EVERYONE loves their smartphone, but are you concerned your partner would rather have a relationship with it than you? Take our quiz and find out.
A YOUNG driver has spent every night for well over two years driving around aimlessly in his crappy car.
A MAN has admitted he secretly wishes he could drive the outlandish car he drew when he was eight.
A MAN has explained to colleagues that he is only a bitter, vengeful, petty tyrant because he went bald aged 30.
CARAVAN holidays are a tentative step towards kinky retirement-age swinging, the nation’s grandparents have admitted.
A MAN is still experimenting with fashionable hairstyles despite reaching the age where it is pointless.
AN ingenious couple have saved themselves a whole day of queuing at Thorpe Park by just emptying their wallets into the toilet.
‘WELLNESS’ is one of the buzzwords of the moment. Here straight-talking Northerner Roy Hobbs gives his advice on improving your spiritual health.