Lifestyle

PEOPLE are never telling the truth when they claim to be happy for you, research has confirmed.

GLAMPING is exactly like staying at a posh hotel except you have to defecate into a hole in the ground, it has emerged.

PARENTS with toddlers are leaving under their own volition for a summer holiday of nerve-shredding anxiety because they are out of their minds.

A NIGHTCLUB bouncer who enjoys intimidating people and pinning them to the floor is just there to make sure they have a good night out, he has claimed.

A WOMAN trying to use a meditation app is too aroused by the man’s soothing voice to be in any way relaxing.

A WOMAN who bought a bread-maker is excited to use it three times before going back to buying bread.

A MAN who claims to be hooked on exciting activities is really just addicted to telling people about them.

A MIDDLE-CLASS woman has officially run out of creative projects to abandon.

DID you have a dream last night and are desperate to tell someone about it? Find out whether that is a good idea with our handy quiz.

IT’S summer and that means beach time. Yay. Here’s how to look as if you do like to be beside the seaside, even though it’s pretty shit most of the time.