Lifestyle

A MAN who claims to be hooked on exciting activities is really just addicted to telling people about them.

A MIDDLE-CLASS woman has officially run out of creative projects to abandon.

DID you have a dream last night and are desperate to tell someone about it? Find out whether that is a good idea with our handy quiz.

IT’S summer and that means beach time. Yay. Here’s how to look as if you do like to be beside the seaside, even though it’s pretty shit most of the time.

A TEENAGE boy really wants everybody to know he enjoys a toke, it has been confirmed.

PEOPLE turning 40 are being warned that hangovers now include a distressing mid-life crisis that could last for years.

A MEAL was turned into a massive pain in the arse by a man obsessed with splitting the bill fairly.

A SAFETY helmet will not protect a man from the shame of taking up a child's hobby at the age of 42, it has emerged.

PEOPLE who say they or anyone else has “got their smarts” should fuck off, everyone has decided.

A COUPLE with a completely unremarkable semi-detached two-bedroom house still insist on giving guests ‘the grand tour’.