Lifestyle

ANY parent teaching their child to swim is fully aware that the shallow pool they must get into is basically a massive vat of toddler urine.

PEOPLE who claim they are ‘making memories’ are just putting a twee spin on the endless drudgery of being alive, it has been confirmed.

A HUSBAND’S ‘laundry day’ has yet again spiralled into a fortnight with him still to return his clothes to his wardrobe.

BOARD games needn't be universal fun for everyone - with a few tweaks they can become painfully middle class! Here’s how.

IS IT cool to live in the big city but only possible in a tiny flat? Here’s how to adjust to your Lilliputian living quarters.

A MAN’S girlfriend has without warning nailed six vintage copper jelly moulds to the kitchen wall like a total fucking nutcase.

A NATIONWIDE survey has found that Britons still love to have stuff piled up on the side of their stairs.

YOU prayed for a nice meal out or a spa day perhaps, but some twat suggested a nightmarish hen weekend in Blackpool. Here’s how to survive it.

BARBECUE cooking has the same health effects as smoking 20 fags but is nowhere near as cool, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who decided to get out of of the capital for Easter was stunned to find that every single other London resident had the same idea.