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A MAN who insists on opening doors and pulling out chairs for ‘ladies’ is not a Knight of the Round Table and actually a bit creepy.  

For some reason I have made the decision to spend these years – my entire 20s – with my face hidden behind a massive, stupid, fucking beard.

A COUPLE who posted hundreds of idyllic holiday photos on Facebook actually had a horrific week of blazing rows and food poisoning.  

A MAN believes the quantity of water he drinks is really important to other people.      

A STUNNING pair of designer heels will be too unbearable to wear an hour into a night out, their owner has confirmed.

A FATHER-OF-TWO removed every item in his shed then put them back again for some reason, it has emerged.  

WHY waste your life in a boring office job when you can waste your life chasing a much more exciting job you’ll never actually get to do?  

ARE you about to ask someone for a favour, but are afraid they’ll say no? Here’s how to catch them off guard and make them do what you want.

A MAN who went for pretty much a week without drinking a massive amount has given himself a pat on the back for his restraint.    

A 35-YEAR-OLD man feels that at this stage in his life he should probably own more than two pairs of trousers.