Lifestyle

HAS it ever occurred to you that something every sane person thinks or does might be completely wrong? Undiscovered genius Tom Logan expounds his revolutionary ideas.

LOVE saving money to the extent that you’ll forego being able to enjoy the thing you’ve bought? Try these purchases.

HOLIDAYED at home this year? Here’s why you hated it.

ARE you signed up to a local community group like Nextdoor, WhatsApp or similar? Here are some of the odder posts that will puzzle you. 

AN unfortunate middle-class family has only managed a handful of expensive holidays since the pandemic began.

SHOULD you cook a decent meal? Nah, you can’t be bothered so just get this random processed shit from the corner shop 20 metres away.

SEPTEMBER is almost upon us which means you finally get rid of your little angels for another term, but it comes at a price – literally. Take out a second mortgage for this lot.  

JUST as it was in ancient Greece, myth-making has become the province of men with enormous facial hair, but this time the myths are shit.

WITH Netflix, Xbox and cyberbullying, today’s kids have plenty to occupy them all summer. But could they survive six long weeks of 1970s boredom?

ARE you a twat whose comforting lockdown animal companion is proving an inconvenience now life’s back to normal?