A MAN has been declared a prick after sending the waiter away when everyone else was clearly ready to order.
A FAMILY who thought it would be fun to stay home instead of going away on holiday has admitted it was a shit idea.
A VEGETARIAN has been worrying about whether her friends have made room on their BBQ for her ego.
A CRAP flat now looks delightful due to some clever string light placement, it has been confirmed.
WOMEN are increasingly taking responsibility for the crap activities traditionally done by men.