Lifestyle

AS a child did you think you’d die if you didn’t own certain items of tat? Here are the things you pestered your parents endlessly to get.

A TEENAGE boy has announced his intention to have a radical growth spurt that will render his school uniform redundant by half-term.

ARE you worryingly close to the age of 50? Here’s how you’ll suddenly realise you’re really quite old.

ASIDE from feeling superior, the best perk of being vegetarian is repeatedly being asked these inane questions...

TOO tired or lazy to be a parent? These are the mindless YouTube videos raising your kids for you.

DOES your mum strangely think eating food in the street marks you out as incredibly common and lacking in decorum? Here are  some things that will bring out her raging inner snob.

ONCE you turn 30 you’re boring and only boring things thrill you. These are the punishingly dull things you now find fascinating.

A MAN with a massive house, a big car and a f**kton of cash has told everyone that money is not the source of all happiness.

A TEENAGER'S parents would tell her to stop staring at her phone if doing so was not the height of hypocrisy.

PARTY bags are nothing more than sacks of useless shit. Here are their crappy contents, and the order you'll secretly bin them.