Lifestyle

THE art of the self-deprecating show-off is a subtle one. Here’s how to become pro-level at inspiring envy while remaining humble.

DO you have a sneaking suspicion you've taken up the kind of activity that only annoying wankers do? Here are some that you definitely should be avoiding.

A MAN has admitted he regrets building his entire identity around his large waxed moustache.

HAVE you come to realise the world does not work as you thought it did in your teens? Here are some things you were woefully misinformed about.

A MAN believes it is best to hold off getting a tattoo covering all of your neck until you are rich, famous and highly desirable to women anyway.

WANT to enjoy the smugness associated with abstinence but also can’t really be arsed? This year there are several things you can give up without even trying.

ARE you a woman who’s planning on having a child at some point? Here are some ages to have one at and why society will judge you for all of them. 

HAVE you got Lionel Messi as your Twitter pic? Are you always the top replier to Piers Morgan? Here’s how your online presence can reveal you are in fact a raging simpleton.

A WOMAN is pining for the days when she could visit other people’s houses and make highly critical observations about them.

A MAN has found himself attracted to atheism because of the opportunities to be insufferably smug and patronising.