INSTAGRAM'S 'Rich Kids of Cornwall' have been showing off their nuts, fish and berries on the social network.
A 28-YEAR-OLD has once again pretended he has genuine plans for the weekend.
BRITAIN is celebrating the day Christ was revealed as God incarnate by consuming a bottle of Bailey’s, some manky chocolates and a recording of Judi Dench: A Passion for Trees.
MEN have admitted that no matter how many haircuts they have had, they still fall into a state of mumbling idiotic confusion when asked how they want it done.
A WOMAN is inwardly seething over the colossal disaster her children have made of decorating the Christmas tree.
A COUPLE who buy a real tree every Christmas are still insisting it is not a ridiculous pain in the arse.
A COUPLE have made the sickening claim that their hobby is staying in boutique hotels.
ALL I want are the same things my parents wanted - a good job, a partner and a two-bedroom live/work space in a nice area of the world’s third-richest city.
A LAZY bastard who stays in bed until 12pm has claimed it is because he is a ‘night owl’.
A FATHER-OF-TWO able to complete a trip to the bathroom in under five minutes during the week inexplicably needs three-quarters of an hour at weekends.