Media

THE British media is heaping praise on Princess Kate’s bang-average photo of Prince Louis in a desperate bid to make amends, it has emerged.

A MAN is dismayed after identifying a European MILF mislabelled as British when he noticed the two-pin plug sockets above the kitchen counter she was lying on.

FILMS have surpassed books as a medium by so many orders of magnitude it is odd that books even exist, it has been agreed.

AS the shining light of British journalism, the Daily Mail leads the way in stories depicting celebrities modelling underwear. How do they achieve excellence time after time?

THE Daily Mail has demanded an official apology from the Daily Mail for ‘scurrilous and inappropriate’ coverage of the Princess of Wales in recent weeks.

MEDIA magnate Rupert Murdoch has never have known true love, which is why he has treated the UK so brutally. Could his sixth engagement be his last?

AN electoral expert with a mortgage to pay has claimed two by-election wins with huge swings is a very worrying result for Labour.

STREAMING has killed live TV, and it’s taken all the good adverts with it. If you’re one of the holdouts with a Freeview box, here are the rubbish ads you’ll be forced to watch.

THE British media’s reaction to the King’s diagnosis is an orgy of fawning about Royal importance. While these widely-held views are never aired.

THE nation’s advertisers have performed their customary about-turn from encouraging over-consumption of all kinds to calling you a fat twat.