Media

WATCHING a documentary about America’s Next Top Model and reflecting on the intense pressure to be thin in the 00s, a woman is retrospectively proud of how fat she stayed.

TRUE British patriots who love their country and all it stands for are cheering on a foreign potentate’s attempt to loot it for billions.

EVERY media outlet in the UK, from the BBC to the smallest local website, is publishing photos of snow its bastard readers will not stop sending in.

THE UK’s licence payers have thanked the Daily Telegraph for its sterling work costing them almost the entire annual budget of BBC1.

YOU might be the most right-wing person in your local branch of Wetherspoons at 2.45pm on a Monday, but are you right-wing enough to run the BBC? Find out.

IN classic Reform fashion, MP Sarah Pochin has landed herself in trouble for moaning about ‘adverts full of black people, full of Asian people’. Here she explains the terrible effects of these ads.

IF Craig David has had to resort to singing about food delivery, these lesser musicians with no dignity left to lose would probably jump at the chance to do a takeaway ad.

THE UK media has reminded Prince Harry of their ever-burning loathing of him and his bitch wife, then asked for photographs of their children.