Media

EVERY media outlet in the UK, from the BBC to the smallest local website, is publishing photos of snow its bastard readers will not stop sending in.

THE UK’s licence payers have thanked the Daily Telegraph for its sterling work costing them almost the entire annual budget of BBC1.

YOU might be the most right-wing person in your local branch of Wetherspoons at 2.45pm on a Monday, but are you right-wing enough to run the BBC? Find out.

IN classic Reform fashion, MP Sarah Pochin has landed herself in trouble for moaning about ‘adverts full of black people, full of Asian people’. Here she explains the terrible effects of these ads.

IF Craig David has had to resort to singing about food delivery, these lesser musicians with no dignity left to lose would probably jump at the chance to do a takeaway ad.

THE UK media has reminded Prince Harry of their ever-burning loathing of him and his bitch wife, then asked for photographs of their children.

THE man cleared of being the Beast of Birkenhead has requested that everyone stop referring to him as ‘the Beast of Birkenhead’ from now on.

THE young are furious. And, as a middle-aged newspaper columnist living in Hampstead, nobody is better placed to empathise than I am.