Science & Technology
Global Warming Will Make Statues Come To Life, Say Experts
RISING CO2 levels will cause statues to come to life and wreak blood-thirsty revenge on their human tormentors, scientists warned today.
Boffins Invent Self-Hoovering Floor
SCIENTISTS at Dundee University have patented what they claim is the world's first self-hoovering floor.
'Pointless Research' Gene Discovered
RESEARCHERS last night claimed they had discovered a gene which increases people’s propensity to launch enquiries into the bleeding obvious.