Science & Technology

THE mystic role of eggs in Easter is based on Christ's love of eating them, experts have claimed.

FERTILITY treatment that uses DNA from three parents will give ungrateful adolescents somebody else to wish death upon.

THE earliest known homosexual has been spotted by an archeologist's state-of-the-art gaydar.

APPLE'S revolutionary iPad 2 has been launched on its inevitable trajectory towards a big stinking crater full of broken and rotting things.

STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet.

MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.

NUCLEAR disasters can be caused by things other than lazy, inefficient communists, it has emerged.

THINGS that are not computers are little more than a tedious diversion from computers, according to new research.

SCIENTISTS have found the earliest example of sour-faced meddling in a 15,000 year-old pub in Cheddar.

A SUCCESSFUL simulated Mars mission saw encounters with aliens and also zombies, according to the children who organised it.