Science & Technology

WOMEN'S anti-ageing face creams contain up to 98% bullshit, according to a new study.

APPLE has been forced to withdraw its latest iPhone advert because it exaggerates how busy you are and how significant your life is.

THE medical profession faces a new ethical dilemma after scientists raised the prospect of stem cells being used for tomfoolery and high-jinks.

TEENAGE boys are nothing more than younger versions of men, new research suggests. 

MEN'S reactions to anything involving women are astonishingly easy to predict, new research suggests.

THE new F22 Raptor stealth fighter can now store up to 25,000 songs and features a class leading 6.2 megapixel camera, built-in. 

PEOPLE worried that the world’s biggest physics experiment could destroy the earth were last night reassured that only Switzerland will be obliterated. 

APPLE boss Steve Jobs last night unveiled the new iPhone, insisting there was 'no way' he would launch a better and cheaper version in three months time.

NASA's latest Martian probe last night landed safely on the red planet and issued an immediate call for Gordon Brown to resign.

SCIENTISTS who invented the world's most powerful laser have used it to draw a giant penis on the front of the moon.