Society

MEN are increasingly limiting their mid-life madness to buying bikes they do not really want, it has emerged.

MOTHERS of daughters have admitted that, despite years of pretending otherwise, having girls is miles better than having boys.

DO you want to lose your child’s respect for you as a parent without tricking, forcing or bribing them? Try these foolproof techniques.

FRESHERS trapped in university accomodation wish they had accepted their initial A-level grades so they could be back home doing resits.

WITH the Crown Estate due to receive a bailout after a slump in revenue, the Queen has been spotted spending her first welfare cheque on cheap fags and booze.

IT’S inevitable that you’ll eventually bump into some twat from school while shopping. Here are some you should have looked out for in the ready meal aisle.

EVERY Brexiter will be expected to host a lorry on their drive or front lawn to help Kent deal with the 7,000-strong queues expected after the transition period.

A LABRADOR has realised that the people he thought were his parents are actually a different species.

THIS year started badly, very quickly got much, much worse, briefly levelled out and is now plunging again. Here’s what’s coming up.

UNSURE what to say to the working class man, or occasionally woman, who brings your massive supermarket delivery round? Try these convincingly matey conversations.