Society

A MAN with a shaved head and Burberry jacket believes he is defending a statue of Winston Churchill when it is actually a Portaloo.

DO you have a strong urge to criticise Black Lives Matter on Mail Online without looking like an actual racist? Here’s how to go about it.

ARE you confused by the government’s weird and disjointed plans for returning to normal? Here are your questions answered as best we can.

WITH most children not to attend school until September, sensible parents are increasingly asking whether it’s worth educating kids at all. Find out:

THE nation’s right-wing bastards are so concerned about deprived children not getting an education that they can hardly sleep, they have lied.

THE Angel of the North has challenged statue topplers to plant it right f**king there if they have a f**king problem.

FOLLOWING the relocation of a slave trader’s statue to the bottom of Bristol harbour yesterday, here’s a quick guide to today’s statue topplings.

A BRITISH policeman has admitted he is furious at the sheer amount of cool shit his American counterparts have got.

THE bankers who were given a shedload of money in 2008 have been told that now might be a good time to give it back.

FOR many parents, your kids going back to school is a distant dream and you’ve used up all your ideas for child-friendly fun. Here are five projects if you’re utterly desperate.