Society

A MAN’S accent has become so posh that it no longer sounds as if he is speaking the English language.

EVERY bonfire night some bellend gets investigated for burning an offensive alternative to Guy Fawkes. Read our guide and find out if your guy will have the coppers round.

OUR lives have changed, and so have the pathetic little life lessons we use in small talk. Try these 21st-century homilies...

LOCKDOWN approaching? Revive the nation’s Blitz spirit by setting off enough explosives to destroy the Isle of Man.

MIDDLE CLASS children are demanding a minimum standard of chocolate for Halloween and will not accept anything with less than 70 per cent cocoa content.

NEED to get somewhere? Literally all other forms of transport unavailable? You might be forced to catch the bus. Here are five awful bastards you’ll encounter on your journey.

DON’T sweat the small stuff, say wankers everywhere, but life does not seem to bear that out. Here are five stupid things it's fine to expend mental energy on instead of actual problems.

A MAN who thinks people expressing opinions about their values is a bad thing is wearing a great big poppy no one can fail to see.

STUDENTS locked down in university halls have begun acting like normal people, it has been confirmed. 

DO you think children should work for their pocket money and do endless part-time jobs for pennies? Here’s how to make them 'independent', or maybe 'psychologically scarred'.