Society

A GRANDAD hopes that with his help and guidance, his grandkids can end up as stupid and ill-informed as he is.

WHEN even a Swedish teenager in a fleece drives you into a frothing rage, you know you’re easily triggered. But what else do gammons hate?

A 17-YEAR-OLD A-level student cannot decide which university he wants to be locked up in to be infected with Covid next year.

ONE great privilege of living in an overcrowded, overpriced city is hearing visitors' stunningly original observations about it. Here are five remarks Londoners just love.

ARE you struggling to understand what puce-faced patriots are jabbering on about? Clear up the confusion with these translations of popular gammon phrases.

WITH a Covid clampdown in the North likely, Yorkshire resident Martin Bishop explains what will happen with a large dose of sentimentality and a chip on his shoulder.

HAVE you managed to achieve emotional contentment or are you merely a cretin? Take our quiz and find out.

ARE you able to express yourself naturally and directly with no hint of apology? How dreadful. Here’s how to politely fail to say anything in a middle-class way instead:

IT’S Black History Month, so white people who couldn’t give a f**k the other 11 months of the year are suddenly history buffs. Let fork-lift driver Stephen Malley run you through it.

The last thing anyone wants is a spontaneous chat with someone they know. Here's how to avoid unnecessary interactions with acquaintances.