Society

REMEMBER REMEMBER hugs? How innocent they were? Try getting through these non-sexual examples of physical contact without getting horny.

A COUNTRY that has spent the last three-and-a-half years obsessed with freedom is absolutely fine with being locked up until May.

A HOMESCHOOLED child has realised he is both more intelligent and better educated than his clueless cretin parents.

OLD people have requested bored younger people to please f**k off and leave them alone.

THE UK has agreed that days at this point are taking weeks, and weeks are taking entire f**king years.

HUMANITY has been reminded of what’s truly important by COVID-19. Here’s five lessons we’ll forget the moment it’s gone.

PARENTS have confirmed that juggling working from home and educating young children while never going out is just an absolute f**king joy.

IN a move set to cheer millions, a family has decided not to to record any heartwarming viral videos.

A FATHER who has no idea how to teach his kids at home has been consulting old episodes of Grange Hill on YouTube.

THE men of Sunderland have assured the UK of their absolute compliance when it comes to social distancing.