Society

A SIX-YEAR-OLD has confirmed that the socially distanced school he has returned to is odd and scary while remaining crap and boring.

A MAN has interrupted a woman mid-sentence to remind her that he supports equal rights for women.

A DILIGENT mother-of-two has left her children at the school gates a full three days before their new term starts on Monday.

NOW that we’re allowed to meet in groups of six, you’re probably wondering - what can I do with exactly five other people? Here are some excellent suggestions.

DESPITE the UK’s coronavirus rules changing next week, it seems likely that some people won’t have to stick to them. Here we explain the new two-tier system.

DURHAM locals have confirmed that you would not decide to pay a visit to the 'Coventry of the North' unless you absolutely had to.  

A GIANT statue of Captain Tom made entirely of wicker has been erected in a remote, creepy village, it has emerged.

FREE cash for all with no questions asked would make everyone’s life easier right now. Here chancellor Rishi Sunak explains why it’s a terrible idea and you mustn't have it.

THE home secretary has confirmed that when the country comes together to clap for carers, they are tacitly excluding any foreign nationals below the £25,000 threshold.

HOMESCHOOLED children are memorising a list of educational activities to  claim they completed when their teachers ask.