Society

A LABRADOR has realised that the people he thought were his parents are actually a different species.

THIS year started badly, very quickly got much, much worse, briefly levelled out and is now plunging again. Here’s what’s coming up.

UNSURE what to say to the working class man, or occasionally woman, who brings your massive supermarket delivery round? Try these convincingly matey conversations.

IF you’re looking to lose a few friends then why not have a child or two? Try these foolproof techniques for pissing off friends and strangers.

IS being asked by the government to grass everyone up for Rule of Six violations your dream come true? Here’s how make the most of it.

Young people are shit. In addition to being the sole spreaders of Covid-19, here is a list of their other crimes.

A PERVERTED anarchist monster who recognises no authority has outraged society by keeping their car and house keys on a single keyring.

ALRIGHT plebs, it’s Dominic Cummings here, the guy who single-handedly destroyed the public’s willingness to follow lockdown rules. Here’s my advice on how to get round the new guidelines.

WHETHER it’s the woman obsessed with dog crap or the bloke who manages to make comments about the bin collection racist, here are the weirdos who lurk in every group. 

A HOLOGRAPHIC projection of former Conservative MP Enoch Powell will be the headline act at the upcoming Festival of Brexit, the organisers have confirmed.