Society

AN A-LEVEL student has admitted he is on tenterhooks to find out what his teachers took a wild guess at his results being.

A WASP has entered a living room in the confident expectation that everyone there will be really pleased to see it.

A MAN is disappointed by the post-lockdown pub experience as it appears to involve nothing more than having a quiet drink with friends at a table.

THE inhabitants of a village in the Welsh valleys have admitted they do not know how to say its name any better than you do.

A WOMAN who liberally peppers her work emails with exclamation marks is just as powerfully irritating in real life, colleagues.

THESE cats live on your street and aren’t busy, so it’s an absolute joke that they’re not into you giving them a little scratch. Ranked in order of selfishness.

TEACHERS have announced that they would be willing to relocate schools to pubs as a compromise to keep both open.

AGREED to do someone a favour and now deeply regretting it? Here are some little helping hands you'll hate every minute of.

THE end of the Argos catalogue is the end of an era for Britain. Here’s why buying the same crap from Amazon will never feel as good.

A WHITE van driver has no strong feelings towards the arse of a nearby woman, thinking it neither good, bad or worthy of comment.