Society

KEEPING up with the linguistic pace online is a minefield. If you want to look like you're up to date with the latest tedious phrases, make sure you avoid these.

A WORKING class family have said they are not keen on the term, unlike middle class people who like to call themselves that.

A MOTHER attempting to teach her children at home has reported herself to Ofsted as ‘inadequate’.

YOGHURT the wrong way round? Given a spoon you don’t like? Make it into a massive drama with this handy guide.

THE return of homeschooling has once again seen educated, high-earning professionals wondering if they are actually shit-thick. Take our quiz and find out.

CHILDREN are dreadful regardless of whether they have had sugar, it has emerged.

WITH no one else to organise or pressure into taking part in tedious fundraising events, a PTA mum has started bossing herself around.

A DRIVER who believes cyclists are a menace he should not share a road with is also dead against cycle lanes, he has confirmed.

THE Royal Society for the Protection of Birds has admitted that pigeons are a rough bunch of bastards who bring the other birds down.

A PLUMBER who works 12 hours a day, seven days a week to keep up with demand wishes people would stop pestering him with bloody jobs they want doing.