Society

A HOLOGRAPHIC projection of former Conservative MP Enoch Powell will be the headline act at the upcoming Festival of Brexit, the organisers have confirmed.

EVERYTHING is bad again and looks unlikely to improve anytime soon. If your inquisitive little darlings are asking if this is the apocalypse, here’s how to explain it.

THE number of parents loathing the school run with every fibre of their being is already at the level it was in March.

PEOPLE who consider themselves to be part of the 'silent majority' seem to be forever shouting very loudly about snowflakes, libtards and traitors.

ALTHOUGH things are returning to 'normal', the pandemic is still making life shit. Here are five social gatherings to attend which will prove incredibly disappointing.

WITH today’s  namby-pamby ‘child protection’ laws, kids are missing out on a character-building 1980s education. Here’s what they should be subjected to.

THE city of London is a horrendously overcrowded ghost town, residents have confirmed.

SICK of school already? Fancy a skive? The coronavirus guidelines are your best friend. Here’s how to turn a pandemic to your advantage.

IT’S all we’ve heard since March. Homeschool, how hard homeschool is, balancing work and homeschool, etcetera. So how surprised I was to find your kids have learned absolutely f**k all.

THE nation’s mothers have told their children that mummy might need a little bit of help with walking straight when she comes to get them from school.