Society

LOCAL councils are changing outdated and offensive street names. But what names would the good old British public really like? Here are some suggestions.

AS the prime minister is set to unveil the roadmap out of lockdown, the British public just wants to know when they can resume shooting game birds with guns.

THE half-term ‘holiday’ has ‘finished’ and children are going ‘back to school’, their dead-eyed parents have confirmed.

IN this day and age sexism is simply not acceptable. But don’t worry - here male chauvinist pig Wayne Hayes explains how not to look sexist.

YEARNING for the halcyon days when you didn't get ripped off every time you stepped outside your front door? Take a - free - trip down Memory Lane.

HARDLY a week goes by without some confected controversy like ‘cancel culture’. But how do they compare with the public outrages of the 1980s? Let’s find out.

A MILLENNIAL has been left in a state of shock after being informed that pensions are real.

HISTORY these days isn't patriotic enough, with Britain at the centre and all other nations in awe. I'm rewriting the story of our proud island, and improving it.

CANCEL culture is ruining Britain by stopping people like me being heard, apart from on TV, in the newspapers and on the internet. Here is a day in my terrible life.

MORONS are quick to compare all sorts of things to Nazi Germany, the one period of history they have cursory knowledge of. Here’s what they think is similar to the Third Reich.