Society

INFLATION is skyrocketing, which is bad news for those household items that are guttingly expensive. Which are you digging deep for?

A MAN who never knows when it is appropriate to tip always decides it would be less embarrassing not to, friends have noticed.

A SINGLE woman in her mid-30s with no kids cannot tell if she is winning at life or a complete and utter loser.

A FATHER and son tossing a ball back and forth are the most basic bitches in the park, onlookers have agreed.

THE return of imperial measurements is just the start of our glorious post-Brexit bonuses. Here’s what else we can look forward to.

BRITAIN’S hard-working cannabis dealers are to be allowed to sell in eighths and quarter-pounds again as a Brexit benefit.

HAS your child just started a new school? Here are five types of friends they’ll inevitably bring home that you’ll have to tolerate.

WHEN you were an acne and angst-ridden adolescent, you filled your diary with outraged hysterical moans. These six have proved surprisingly accurate.

A GEN Z 17-year-old is blown away that a woman in her late 30s is not utterly decrepit.

THE Queen is the wokest, most politically correct person in the entire British Isles, it has emerged.