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Second-born children absolute nutjobs

THE second-born child of any family is completely and utterly mental, exhausted parents have confirmed.

Five excruciatingly embarrassing ways to be a cool parent

NOT ready to accept your role as uncool? Think your kids like it when you talk about your love of Drake in front of their mates? They don’t.

Man's DIY to-do list wins award for best fantasy novel

A LIST of DIY jobs written by a Wrexham man has won the Hugo award for Best Fantasy Novel.

How to celebrate St George's Day if you absolutely must

DETERMINED to celebrate St George’s Day even though you can’t explain why or what it all means? Here’s how to honour our Greek or maybe Palestinian national saint.

Why straight white men are actually great, by a straight white man

SICK of people making reasonable criticisms of straight white men? Here Caucasian heterosexual Julian Cook explains why they’re actually the bee’s knees.

Six things women will always be better at than men

THERE'S no escaping it - women are just better at some things. Here are six prime examples of activities men cannot even begin to compete at.

Why new low-deposit mortgages will make bugger all difference to your entitled generation, by your parents

NEW 95 per cent mortgages are on the market, not that it will make any difference to entitled, hypersensitive millennials. Why? Let mum and dad explain.

World pleasantly surprised as man filmed committing entire murder found guilty of it

THE world has been pleasantly surprised that an American policeman who was filmed committing a murder, from start to finish, was actually found guilty of it.

Five subtle clues that it's time to move out of your parents house

MUM and dad have said that there will always be a place for you in their home, which they didn’t mean altogether positively. Here are the signs they want you to piss off.

Shopping in Asda: Five terrible things that may happen if you don't get your child a private tutor

DO you think attending school Monday to Friday is enough education for your child? This is sleepwalking into disaster. Here are five dire consequences of not getting them extra tutoring.