Society

THE South has ordered the North to stop being all weird and friendly and in and out of each other's houses, supposedly because of coronavirus. 

TEACHERS are no longer allowed to tell you your child is stupid. Here’s how to read between the lines of their end-of-term report:

WANT to not only spend your day on the beach but to ruin everyone else’s? Bring these items on your six trips to the car.

AS the world returns to semi-normality, the invitations are flooding in. But can you handle it after months of Zoom? Here’s how to deal with real life interactions:

A MAN whose opinions are expressed in all caps on WhatsApp, Facebook and MailOnline comments also takes a megaphone to the pub.

A TABLE of adults have been forced to spend an entire meal conversing at the level of the three-year-old who is sharing their dinner.

A MIDDLE-AGED man has lost three friends to a localised outbreak of conspiracy theories.

THERE were strikes and shortages and scandals, but you know what there wasn’t in the 1970s? Bloody complications.

WORRIED about traveling with Covid-19 still knocking around? Follow puce-faced bellend Norman Steele’s tips to make flying a nightmare for all.

IT’S fair to say 2020 has given us all a bit of perspective. Which is probably for the best, because back in January you gave a shit about these things.